Total Medals Earned: 394 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (60/235 points)
Survive the Disk Wheel for 10 seconds
Die in Discwheel
Survive the Disc Wheel for 30 seconds
Survive the Disc Wheel for OVER A MINUTE
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You didn't like the music!
You got Pico dressed, well done!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/240 points)
Complete level five.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/140 points)
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/55 points)
You are embarking on a journey to the new world!
You looked at the credits! Thank you!
Damn son, life is tough sometimes!
Settle down in the wasteland, it's now your home.
Find yourself a new job, and settle into the wasteland, home